Episode 8: Dating Game

telai: zup.
ed: bonjour.
telai: u know wut! there's something bugging me lately.
ed: O rly! maybe you have been bugged!
telai: yeah rly! well I just wonder how you have the will to come to this job. I mean u know....
ed: well that is simple. everyday when I wake up I check the Forbes Mag top 100 wealthiest man in the world, if Im not there I go to work.
telai: well that is clever!
ed: so wut's the show today?
telai: well have a dating game with a twist.
ed: O rly! how bout that?
telai: weve invited three sear"cheese" and of course, a searcher. well that is pretty typical.
ed: so wuts the twist? Im bugged!
telai: well if they win, theyve got to date stacys hot mom.
ed: oh! how "MILFY"!
telai: lats call in our "cheesy" searcheese! first up is the Dingle, next is Emo guy and lastly Harry F.
(applause)
ed: guys are you excited?
The Dingle: Im wet!
Harry F: ("in british accent") Im L337****!!!
telai: what! are you an alien?
Harry F: (in a very hard to understand accent) L337***!!!!!!
ed: oh well!! STFU! how bout you Emo guy?
Emo guy: Im not Emo!
telai: you look and sound familiar to me.
ed: and now welcome our searcher! hot hot stacy!
telai:(sarcasm) shes hot! (sarcasm)
ed: our first challenge is to give the best pick up line.
The Dingle: Did you fart?
Stacy: lame! why?
The Dingle: because you blow me away! ha ha ha!
Stacy: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
ed: busted! ur turn Emo guy!
Emo guy: Ill give you my bloody heart!
stacy: I love it! ur my hero!
telai: ur the man Emo guy! how bout you Harry F.
Harry F:(in british accent) you are so L337******!!
Stacy: what! but you are awesome. a bit lame, nice accent though!
telai: wut! I didnt even understand a word he said! that's terrible!
Katie: can I join. Im so into you Stacy!
telai: wtf Katie, you talk too much in the show lately.
Katie: grrrr! forchristsake! this is my goddam show!
ed: ok lets give Katie a chance.
Katie: How old are you Stacy?
Stacy: Im on my early twenties!
telai: what kind of question is that Katie?
Katie: If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
ed: I didnt know that!
telai: you are high again Katie.
Katie: I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
Emo guy: your a genius Katie.
Stacy: Now I think I wud have to choose you Katie.
Katie: Sorry Stacy but I cant let you use me.
Stacy: what? you arrogant!
Katie: STFU! imo there are only three things women needs. food, sex, and a lot of compliments.
Stacy: thats not true. we also needs guys, with cars and money. I mean not rly but yeah!
Harry F: L337******!!!
telai: stop talking jerk!
(Harry F was kicked out)

Katie: Well were going nowhere here.

telai: lets do the next challenge.

Stacy: I had enough. I wont do the show anymore. Ill just text my friends.

telai: wow! Im surprised, you have friends.

the Dingle: be my friend Stacy! Im rich!

telai: ok were friends!

ed: shallow!

Katie: wtf were talking nonsense here.

telai: O rly!

the Dingle: Im so happy. Stacy like me!

telai: oh shit!

the Dingle: Im gonna faint!

Emo guy: Im gonna slit my wrist!

(the Dingle collapsed)

ed: shoot! medic!

(the Dingle was rushed to the hospital)

Stacy: see Im a girl to die for!

telai: oh em gee! your a whore!

Stacy: your pathetic!

Katie: STFU girls!

Emo guy: guys, wanna join my foundation.

ed: what are you talking about punk?

Emo guy: Its the Save-a-Life foundation.

Katie: so what does it do?

Emo guy: well basically it, you know, save lives..

telai: wtf! O rly!

ed: the world is insane Emo guys save lives.

(curtain closed)