Episode 7: Mythbusters

Mythbusters
telai: zup!
ed: crack-a-lackin!
telai: stop it! it doesnt sound nice!
ed: today were gonna commemorate the death of our beloved Katie.
telai: (sarcasm)how saaaad! huhuhu!(sarcasm)
ed: were gonna show you a video of some of the great thing he did in his lifetime.
telai: lets watch it.
(after 1 min.)
ed: that was fast.
telai: yeah! I guess he doesnt have a lot of good things done in his lifetime!
ed: guess so! anyways, lets go on with the show.
telai: todays show is entitled "mythbusters".
ed: why! we are so copycat!
telai: the hell! because we are gonna bust a myth, you moron!
ed: whatever! what are we going to "bust".
telai: well gonna prove that hot chicks are not mean.
ed: oh yeah! how?
telai: weve invited several hot chicks to prove that to you.
ed: REALLY?!
telai: yup! lets call our guests! Jenny, Stacy, Aubrey, Michelle, Angelina, Carol, Diana, Mandy and Adrienne.
ed: whoo. its raining women. hallelujah.
telai: ok girls, lets prove to the world that hot chicks are not mean.
GIRLS: whatever!
ed: Im afraid this aint working. They are hot though.
telai: bring it on Jenny!
Jenny: first you say you wont, then you say you will you keep me hangin on, were not moving on.
telai & ed: what?
Jenny: you know, standing still Jenny, blah! blah!
(Jenny was kicked out of the studio)
ed: what was that, nerd chicks are not mean but they are weird. how bout you Stacy. why are you so hot?
Stacy: coz I got it from my mama.
telai: hmm! do you have a boyfrined?
Stacy: yeah unfortunately, he likes my mom better.
ed: I knew it! Satcys mom is a MILF!
(Stacy slap Ed)
ed: what?!
telai: how bout you Aubrey! they say your not an ordinary girl or name.
Aubrey: (sign language)
ed: your dumb!?
telai: next!!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Michelle! can you do something normal, I mean you know, N-O-R-M-A-L!
Michelle: well, I sleep, eat, have sex, work and stuff. I guess thats normal. do you think so?
(michelle was kicked out too)
telai: Im getting impatient!
ed: Im enjoying! hot chicks are not mean but they are stupid! lolz!
telai: (angry) miss Agelina, are you gonna do the same thing coz Im gonna kick your ass if you do?!!!!!!!
Angelina: Habla Espanol Senora? Por Pabor!
ed: Mi ultimo Adios Senora!
(sweet senorita Angelina was kicked-out too)
telai: I guess I had enough. is there anyone here that can bring back my sanity!!!
Andrienne: I think I can. Im a graduate of BS psychology in a famous university. I can help. Im like Windows, Im user-friendly!
ed: smartass! so, do you know why thay call it "Windows", not "The Window".
Adrienne: yeah! because Bill Gates have "asdaphobia" meaning he is afraid of words without "S" at the end.
ed: make sense, I knew he's real name is Bill Gate. lol!
telai:(skeptic) are you sure?
Adrinnne: of course I am, BTW I accept all major credit card, cash and COD!
ed: HSN?
telai: stfu! get lost bitch! you Carol and Mandy, are you also onna do your thing. Better think now before Ill kick out both of you.
Carol: I think your are the real bitch here!
telai: oh yeah! this is my show you you whore!
Diana: Tang*** nyong lahat!
ed: oh! Diana is a filipina hot chick. I love chick fighting a lot better than cock fighting.
Katie: am I missing something? why are these chicks fighting?
ed: Katie! ur alive?
Katie: Of course! Im immortal! I just respawn from the fountain of life! I just lost a couple of precious gold!
ed: whatever Katie, however, see those chicks fighting? theres a lot of them earlier but they were kicked out.
Katie: that sucks! why?
ed: because they are stupid.
Katie: oh I see. so our show is Stupidist?
ed: thats clever! Can I ask you three questions?
Katie: thats the fist one. Sure! what is the second question?
ed: darn it! Are you gay?
Katie: No.
ed: really?
Katie: thats the third one. why did you ask?
ed: oh well I really dont know? but one thing certain. You are the King of Retard!
Katie: whatever you say ed!
I guess that is all the time we had.
(curtain closed)