Episode 5: Interview with Katie..finally..

telai: hey guys, welcome come to our show, did you notice guys that I did not include any adjective to our show because I personally think it sucks.
ed: yeah me too.. well I mean it sucks but it is awesome coz you know.. I mean .. I really dont know at least that is what the title say..damn..
telai: anyways..since even the hosts think it sucks why wouldn't we ask the creator of the show why he made such a show that not just suck but definitely pathetic. remember, he used to call himself the Voice over but now hes gonna reveal himself.
ed: he said hes name is Katie. take note, he is a guy.. it not because he is androgynous or something, he just want to call himself that way.. I mean ..I really dont care bout that. let us just call him..
(katie enters..applause)
telai: whatever..
ed: yeah right...
telai: im excited...yeah I am..duh...
ed: so here we go guys..were gonna do a lame interview with a a lame guest to a pathetic show.. thats a paradox guys.. yeah I think.. I mean you know..so katie..why did you make such a pathetic show like this..
Katie: wait..let me think...
ed: well see guys.. thats how pathetic this show is.
Katie: you really love your job.. dont yah..
ed: yeah I mean right now I really dont care if loose my job..so go on fire me if you want..buddy..
telai: for me I think I love my job I mean.. even though the show sucks at least I have a show..isnt that awesome..
ed: yeah right..so Katie are you done thinking..
Katie: I guess so...I mean its not that I am stupid or something.. nor dumb or whatever you wanna call it..I mean yeah..
telai: what?
Katie: Yeah.. this show sucks..do you think so..
telai: duh this is your show!
Katie: yah I know.. I mean I really dont know anything, but the fact that I know nothing means that I know something because I know that I know nothing..right?
telai: what?
ed: f**K?
Katie: stfu guys.. ok now lets make the topic sensible...Im hear to reveal the true purpose of this show..I mean you know its mission/ vision..
telai: as if it has one..
Katie: yeah of course it has..
ed: like what?
Katie: cmon guys..get a life. you are the hosts here..
ed & telai: yeah right!
Katie: alright lets be mature here, dont you know that being pathetic is awesome. I mean

“Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't”

ed: what?
Katie: I know I will never get far with this attitude but who cares?
telai: now were talking..then what?
Katie: I mean not being pathetic is boring and pointless..not all the time but its like a escape from reality like getting drunk or something..
ed: meaning being senseless and pathetic help you escape from reality.. and doing nothing is much worse than doing something useless..
Katie: kinda like that..I mean if no one is interested with your mature and sensible ideologists..that sucks.. but it doesn't mean you are not capable of something else..I mean yeah..
telai: so what now?
Katie: I mean doing something that sucks is not a waste of time if you have all the time in the world..
ed: make sense.however.. Im still unconvince..
Katie: you really underestimating me.. dont yah..
telai: huh?
Katie: yeah I understand...but I cant blame myself for sucking..I mean you can only blame yourself once then move on...
ed: ok?!
Katie: sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. and I'm tired of making other feel good about themselves. their heads are getting bigger everyday...
ed: meaning you wanna make fun of someone else for your own enjoyment.. you're not just lame.. you are also mean..
Katie: Not me they are the one whos mean...I mean Ive tried to be sensible once but I failed miserably, I mean they laugh at me they dispiced me.. lesson learned "never try". See thats how optimistic I am.
telai: the hell!
Katie: Yeah! optimistic and complicated at the same time...I mean ask yourself "do you like your job done right or do you want it done fast?"
ed: ill choose both.. can I?
Katie: of course you can sometimes but this time not...
ed: well ill choose to do it right...and then what?
Katie: well that is lame dude..that is not awesome...I mean most of the time doing something fast make you accomplish more job at a time, however haste make waste if you are a sucker, but me Im not. I do my job fast, I mean if you messed up then your screwed but if you did it right that is something else...
telai: cmon, what if you get caught?
Katie: So what? what do you mean anyway...
telai: well rushing your job means you are sacrificing elements that could have make it better..
Katie: well that is the catch here.. you only suck when you get caught, see that is why im invincible..
ed: the hell..stfu..you made the most pathetic show on earth.. the sad thing is that I am the host..damn it..your really bad..
Katie: It is absurd to divide people into good and bad buddy. People are either charming or tedious.. see im neither tedious nor charming.. its really complicated...
telai: I guess we have to end the show now.. we're going nowhere..
Katie: stfu guys...you are just plain loosers... lolz
ed: I think you're an a**hole..
telai: you two are whatever...
Katie: Well heres what you need to know.. I have the simplest tastes..im satisfied with the best..rofl...
ed: what!
telai: the hell!
(curtain closed)