Epiosde 4: Yo momma....

Warning: The names and characters used in this show are purely fictional. Anything related to real life is just a co-incidence. Seriously!

Episode 4

telai: zup boys and gals.
ed: due to our very poor rating, weve decided to change the theme of our show from a mature talk show to a so called child oriented talk show.
telai: cool ryt?
ed: yeah, i mean this is one of the best thing ever happen to a talk show! or not! You know.. I mean.
telai: anyway, since we are child oriented weve decided to invite a very child oriented guest.
ed: really now?
telai: hes name is Mr. Reserve?
ed: what? reserve as in Army Reserve. I thought we wouldn't be weird anymore.
telai: well ed, he is not that weird. in fact he is awesome!
ed: really! in what way.
telai: you'll see when we talk to him, ok now, let us all welcome our guest Mr. Reserve.
(applause)
ed: hi Mr Reserve.
MR: hi too! buddy!
ed: wow, you really sound cool. so whats been up man? they say you are "child oriented"
MR: oh really now, who said that?
ed: why, my partner here said you are, I mean if you are not it is fine with me, however, since our show is supposed to be child oriented, I mean you should be one. Or I guess not!
MR: well if thats what you want I can do that. I mean you know, I am very flexible bcoz I go to the gym. can you see my muskels!
telai: did you just say "muskels" isnt that baby fat?
ed: cmon telai, there you go again!
telai: well sorry, but Im just telling the truth.
ed: anyway, let us go back to being child oriented, so how did you become child oriented
MR: well you see, Im young, I mean you know.
telai: oh really now!
MR: well yeah, seriously!
ed: what about being child oriented. I mean do you like child or something?
MR: well kinda. I really like young women. especially reserve women. that is why they call me Mr. Reserve.
telai: what?
ed: no I mean child, like kids you know, not just women but those infants and stuff.
MR: yeah I mean that is awesome but seriously I like women better.
ed: cmon this isnt going right! ok now, Im really getting pissed now, do you watch spongebob or powerpuff girls or something? I mean you know those are for kids.
MR: yeah, rarely, that is awesome but I like Hentai better, seriously.
ed: what?
telai: I think that is cool.
ed: what again? are you both some kind of "perve" or something.
MR: not really, I mean I just do it during my spare time, Im really an outgoing guy, I mean you know. seriously!
ed: the hell! can anybody call security or something. let this guy aka Mr. Reserve be kicked out.
MR: WTF! I thing you are "So yesterday buddy".
ed: No im not. It is just our show is inteded to be for kids. Not for perves.
MR: So what! You invited me here then youll gonna kick me out. that is so gay man!
ed: well I dont care, I think you momma so stupid she let you grew up like that.
MR: so thats what you want. I think you momma so thin she fits into a pencil case.
ed: oh thats all youve got. I think yo momma so fat, she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
MR: yo momma so old she still owes Moses a dollar.
ed: aha! yo momma so smelly hat standing next to a skunk, the Skunko smells sweet!
MR: yo momma so stupid she invented a silent car alarm.
ed: yo momma so stupid she once get fired from a blow job.
telai: this is so fun! sorry guys that is all the time we had. stay tune for the next child friendly episode of the Ed and Telai Talk show. bye.
(curtain closed)