Epiosde 1: Pilot Episode...

WELCOME TO THE "ED & TELAI TALK SHOW"

Warning: The names and characters used in this show are purely fictional. Anything related to real life is just a co-incidence. Seriously!

Episode 1

Telai: Hi guys!

Ed: Hi to all!

Telai: My name is Telai..

Ed: and my name is Ed..

Telai & Ed: And this is the Telai & Ed talk show

(applause)

Telai: We wanna welcome u guys to our very 1st episode and we are here to present you our 1st ever guest.

Ed: Let us all welcome TM..

(applause again.. recorded)

Ed: By the way TM is a very popular singer.

Telai: Really? I only heard her just now.

Ed: Me too but they say shes popular.

Telai: Anyway let's just interview her...

Ed: Anyway shes popular now coz shes in our show...

Telai: Yes..

Telai: So TM, why do u have such a name. does it stand for anything?

TM: Yes of course. "M" stands for Moren short for Moreno.

Ed: Kinda like Herman Moreno. Oh cool. What about your 1st name?

TM: It stands for my first name. But it doesn't sound gud that is why preferred to be called "TM".

Telai: O rly! We really wanna know...

TM: Alright, "T" stands for "Tangna". So my full name is Tangna Moren. Got it?

Ed: Yeah ur ryt. It doesn't sound nice, at all..

TM: Told yeah!!

Telai: Alryt now, lets go to the singing part. They say ur a popular singer.

TM: Yeah I am.

Telai: So what have u been doin lately?

Ed: Duh. I believe she was singing!

Telai: Cmon ed.. singers do not sing all the time.. they also do sumthin else, lyk u know, dancin, eating, drinking & having sex, I think.

Ed: Well yah. ur kinda ryt.so TM, do u do all those things.

TM: Well lately Ive been writing some songs.

Welai: Wow that is great.. so what's the title of the song..

TM: It is called "Im beautiful, Im Sexy, Im pretty."

Telai: Oh really now! You have too much of urself.

Ed: Telai do not treat our guest lyk that.. anyway..what is the song all about?

TM: Well it is about u know world peace and evrything. honestly I really dont know

Telai: I told u ed. I think shes stupid.

TM: What did you just say??

Ed: Telai, what ru doing? Be nice to her..

Telai: Well Ed Id try to but I think shes really stupid..

Ed: Stop it telai, shell be crying in no time.. Well TM can u sing that song for us?!

TM: Sorry but I cant.. Ive just finished writing it so soI dont have a melody yet..

Telai: See! Shes really stupid..Were wasting our time here...

(TM starts to cry)

Ed: dont cry tangna Moren !

(cry louder)

Telai: See she had a stupid name, and a song that has a title that do not have a relation to the subject, and shes fond of herself, shes really dumb.

Ed: Well now I think she really is..Well guys sorry that our first episode turn out to be lyk this...

TM: Ur mean people.. Yes u are!! It is not my fault being stupid..

(TM walked out crying)

Ed: oh well I think that it all the time we have..

(Telai laughing)

Ed: dont laugh telai. it is the end of our show.

Telai: Well then.. see us again for another exciting episode of the Telai & Ed talk show

(applause)

(curtain close)