Episode 6: The Tech show

telai: zup guys.

ed: hi!

telai: since the only thing that is constant in this world is change, we're up to the challenge.

ed: we've decided to change the name of the show to a more catchy and informative name.

telai: yes, that is right. it is now called the Ed & Telai Tech show.

ed: that's right, now I think a show will suck a little lesser now or maybe not.

telai: we'll see then.

(Katie enters)

ed: crack-a-lackin Katie, why are you here?

Katie: nothing!

telai: you seem lonely

Katie: yeah, Im feeling Emoish today!

ed: why, did you loose in your DOTA game lately.

Katie: WTF! no I did not, Im Beyond GODLIKE!

telai: so why do you feel Emoish today? are you feeling suicidal?

Katie: kinda,

ed: why?

Katie: because apparently, a big percentage of the world population don't like our show.

ed: nah! we know that. our show suck.

Katie: I know that, but not all things that suck is meant to be hated.

telai: whatever dude. about how many percent?

Katie: I think 97%.

telai: wow thats pretty low.

Katie: apprently, only the 3 of us like the show.

telai: I dont like the show.

ed: me either.

Katie: ok I give up, me either, so its 100%, nobody like the show.

telai: that is fine Katie, anyway the show must go on.

ed: right, since were our now a techie show, we've brought in 2 techie guests for todays episode.

telai: let call our first guest. his name is Mr. Hamtaro.

(applause)

telai: our next guest is Mr. Baldemoore.

ed: so where is he?

telai: well I think he did not come.

ed: yeah I knew this was coming. Its like dejavu, like Ive been here before.

telai: what do you mean.

ed: You know, he's drawing.

telai: anyway Hamtaro is already here, so Hamtaro, they say you are techie.

Ham: yeah I am.

ed: why did you say so?

Ham: well, I basically eat, drink, sleep and breathe technology.

ed: thats awesome! what do you do for a living?

Ham: Im workin at knowledge generation bureau. that is a kickass job dude.

ed: so, what do you do in your spare time.

Ham: I play ps2 during my lunch, I play psp when Im travelling, I play PC when I dont have work, and I also play balls.

ed: wow you are really a gamer!

Ham: that is an understatement dude. Im not a "gamer", im a "baller".

ed: so what is the difference between a gamer and a baller?

Ham: well a gamer is someone who plays the game, while ballers like us live the life of the game.

telai: wow make sense to me.

ed: let us talk about computer now, im sure you know lot about computers.

Ham: well, kinda.ed: what should I do to have a good PC set up.

Ham: well, let others do that for you.

telai: that's clever.

ed: what can you do to avoid viruses?

Ham: stay away from porn.

ed: wtf! what about if you are horny?

Ham: then you could be a unicorn.

telai: you are not very helpful.

Ham: just kidding. just scratch it and it will be gone in no time.

telai: whatever, so did you ever tried fixing your own computer?

Ham: well, I did however, I failed miserably. lesson learned "never try".

ed: what? you are so "Katiestic".

Ham: what the hell is that mean "Katiestic".

ed: well you've just state one of our very own Katie aka the creator of the show's tedious ideologist.

Ham: well I said it is mine now. you may call it "Hamtaroism". sounds awesome, right!

telai: not really, well since you are feeling "Einsteinistic" today, can you give our buddy Katie here an advice on how to make our show less of a sucker? he's feeling kinda suicidal today coz of that.

Ham: well, since there is an overwhelming worldwide economic depression & and neverending inflation, he might as well do some economic measures.

ed: what exactly do you mean by that?

Ham: well he can fire one of you.

telai: stfu mr. Ham!

Ham: cmon people, you know Im right.

ed: well if thats the case then I should be the one who should stay.

telai: wtf ed, I will stay.

Ham: cmon guys don't do it that way. why don't we have a contest.wanna try archery?

ed: that will be easy for me. Ive been the archery champion in college.

telai: me too, ive been a champion in that sport.

ed: cmon telai, ive dominated the male and female division.

telai: well Im better coz ive dominated the blindfold division including the gay and lesbian division.

Ham: well have to see it guys. Katie, you can hold the target. these guys are champions so you'll be safe. you are feeling kinda suicidal anyway.

Katie: wtf guys, whatever. do what you want!

Ham: you do it first ed.

(ed get an apple and put it on Katie's head, he stand 5km away and shoot. he amazingly hit the target)

ed: I am legend!

telai: is that all. watch me!

(telai get a smaller apple and put it on Katie's head, she stood 10km away then shoot. she also hit the target)

telai: im legendier!

Ham: stfu guys! you two should be fired. I can do a lot better than that. watch me!

(Mr. Hamtaro get a pea, put it on Katie's head, stand 15kms away and shoot. He hit Katie straght into his chest)

(Katie died)

(curtain closed)