Epiosde 3: Battle of the Sexes!

Warning: The names and characters used in this show are purely fictional. Anything related to real life is just a co-incidence. Seriously!

Episode 3

telai: welcome to another exciting episode of the telai & ed talk show..
ed: yeah.. Im getting the impression that we dont have any sponsors left bcoz our show..sucks
telai: dont lose hope ed.. its not the end of the world.. well get over this.. trust me..
ed: well I guess that is all I have to do.. trust you.. damn it..
telai:well since our first two episode did not work out well we've decided to do something different this time.
ed: really now..
telai: yeah and this is gonna be huge. I mean first time in the history of our talk show..
ed: really im really excited.. what about that?
telai: u should be
ed: anyway who is our guest?
telai: no one..
ed: what? did u just say no one..
telai: yes.. did u just get deaf now ed I said no one..
ed: you mean were going to have a talk show without a guest? Is that even possible?
telai: yeah I think so.. anyways our guest just pissing me off so why bother to have one now.. besides we will be the guest of our own show. isnt that cool?
ed: cool?! wtf telai.. that is so lame.. so boring.. so.. I mean. so so...
telai: relax ed.. this is just a show..
ed: anyway Im just exaggerating..I also thaught that is a great idea..
telai: well just have to deal with this now.. on our own.
ed: so what about us?
telai: well I mean you know we could talk about anything about me for this episode then about you the next time..
ed: isnt that unfair.. Im the guy here well talk about me first..
telai: oh cmon.. is the gentleman type of guy really out of existence?.haven't you remember the saying" ladies first"
ed: cmon telai you are so "yesterday", that doesnt work these days anymore.. you are asking for equality.. thats equality we are giving you.. if you wanna be part of the higher government offices, dont expect us guys to treat you like a princess. dont expect us to carry ur bag when it is heavy and dont expect us to you know.. to court you..
ed: well I guess gentleman is a rare breed now.. and who the hell told you that we are expecting such things these days.. Im not..besides Im not too feminine.. I have my musculine sides.. Im not saying Im Lesbian however I do like girs thoug..sometimes
ed: now this turns out to be a battle of the sexes. I thaught it should be about us..
telai: well I guess it is not that way anymore..you started it so make your stand and prepare to beaten..
ed: telai.. remember we are partners here.. we shouldnt be fighting..
telai: we are not fighting.. we are just debating..
ed: well debating is a form of fighting.. only verbally..
telai: I guess ur right, I think Im just carried away by my emotion..but still think you are a sexist.
ed: what?
telai: I mean you know you dont respect the right of the women..
ed: what? am I some kind of rapist or something..
telai: duh.. did I say anything like that...
(bell rings)
ed: wel I guess that is all time we have..Im just sad we didnt have the chance to talk about "ourselves".
telai: wel I guess we did.. in behalf of all my females comrade, we fight for our rights..women rights..
ed: whatever.. I think ur too serious about it.. can we jsut stop this talk about sexes.. Im tired of it..
telai: what if I say no.. I mean.. that is my right.. right to express myself..right?
ed: well that is right.. now were talking about rights.. Im really sick of it..can turn off the lights now.. lets finish the show..I guess I want my right for privacy.. please.. or telai's right to remain silence.
telai: well now u wanna fight for ur right.. and you are depriving my right.. that isnt right..
ed: to the right.. to the right..
Voice over: the show is done.. we dont have time anymore,..
ed: thank God..
Voice over: we also have the right to finish the show..
ed: Nice job voice over..
(curtain closed)