Episode 7: Mythbusters

Mythbusters
telai: zup!
ed: crack-a-lackin!
telai: stop it! it doesnt sound nice!
ed: today were gonna commemorate the death of our beloved Katie.
telai: (sarcasm)how saaaad! huhuhu!(sarcasm)
ed: were gonna show you a video of some of the great thing he did in his lifetime.
telai: lets watch it.
(after 1 min.)
ed: that was fast.
telai: yeah! I guess he doesnt have a lot of good things done in his lifetime!
ed: guess so! anyways, lets go on with the show.
telai: todays show is entitled "mythbusters".
ed: why! we are so copycat!
telai: the hell! because we are gonna bust a myth, you moron!
ed: whatever! what are we going to "bust".
telai: well gonna prove that hot chicks are not mean.
ed: oh yeah! how?
telai: weve invited several hot chicks to prove that to you.
ed: REALLY?!
telai: yup! lets call our guests! Jenny, Stacy, Aubrey, Michelle, Angelina, Carol, Diana, Mandy and Adrienne.
ed: whoo. its raining women. hallelujah.
telai: ok girls, lets prove to the world that hot chicks are not mean.
GIRLS: whatever!
ed: Im afraid this aint working. They are hot though.
telai: bring it on Jenny!
Jenny: first you say you wont, then you say you will you keep me hangin on, were not moving on.
telai & ed: what?
Jenny: you know, standing still Jenny, blah! blah!
(Jenny was kicked out of the studio)
ed: what was that, nerd chicks are not mean but they are weird. how bout you Stacy. why are you so hot?
Stacy: coz I got it from my mama.
telai: hmm! do you have a boyfrined?
Stacy: yeah unfortunately, he likes my mom better.
ed: I knew it! Satcys mom is a MILF!
(Stacy slap Ed)
ed: what?!
telai: how bout you Aubrey! they say your not an ordinary girl or name.
Aubrey: (sign language)
ed: your dumb!?
telai: next!!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Michelle! can you do something normal, I mean you know, N-O-R-M-A-L!
Michelle: well, I sleep, eat, have sex, work and stuff. I guess thats normal. do you think so?
(michelle was kicked out too)
telai: Im getting impatient!
ed: Im enjoying! hot chicks are not mean but they are stupid! lolz!
telai: (angry) miss Agelina, are you gonna do the same thing coz Im gonna kick your ass if you do?!!!!!!!
Angelina: Habla Espanol Senora? Por Pabor!
ed: Mi ultimo Adios Senora!
(sweet senorita Angelina was kicked-out too)
telai: I guess I had enough. is there anyone here that can bring back my sanity!!!
Andrienne: I think I can. Im a graduate of BS psychology in a famous university. I can help. Im like Windows, Im user-friendly!
ed: smartass! so, do you know why thay call it "Windows", not "The Window".
Adrienne: yeah! because Bill Gates have "asdaphobia" meaning he is afraid of words without "S" at the end.
ed: make sense, I knew he's real name is Bill Gate. lol!
telai:(skeptic) are you sure?
Adrinnne: of course I am, BTW I accept all major credit card, cash and COD!
ed: HSN?
telai: stfu! get lost bitch! you Carol and Mandy, are you also onna do your thing. Better think now before Ill kick out both of you.
Carol: I think your are the real bitch here!
telai: oh yeah! this is my show you you whore!
Diana: Tang*** nyong lahat!
ed: oh! Diana is a filipina hot chick. I love chick fighting a lot better than cock fighting.
Katie: am I missing something? why are these chicks fighting?
ed: Katie! ur alive?
Katie: Of course! Im immortal! I just respawn from the fountain of life! I just lost a couple of precious gold!
ed: whatever Katie, however, see those chicks fighting? theres a lot of them earlier but they were kicked out.
Katie: that sucks! why?
ed: because they are stupid.
Katie: oh I see. so our show is Stupidist?
ed: thats clever! Can I ask you three questions?
Katie: thats the fist one. Sure! what is the second question?
ed: darn it! Are you gay?
Katie: No.
ed: really?
Katie: thats the third one. why did you ask?
ed: oh well I really dont know? but one thing certain. You are the King of Retard!
Katie: whatever you say ed!
I guess that is all the time we had.
(curtain closed)

Episode 6: The Tech show

telai: zup guys.

ed: hi!

telai: since the only thing that is constant in this world is change, we're up to the challenge.

ed: we've decided to change the name of the show to a more catchy and informative name.

telai: yes, that is right. it is now called the Ed & Telai Tech show.

ed: that's right, now I think a show will suck a little lesser now or maybe not.

telai: we'll see then.

(Katie enters)

ed: crack-a-lackin Katie, why are you here?

Katie: nothing!

telai: you seem lonely

Katie: yeah, Im feeling Emoish today!

ed: why, did you loose in your DOTA game lately.

Katie: WTF! no I did not, Im Beyond GODLIKE!

telai: so why do you feel Emoish today? are you feeling suicidal?

Katie: kinda,

ed: why?

Katie: because apparently, a big percentage of the world population don't like our show.

ed: nah! we know that. our show suck.

Katie: I know that, but not all things that suck is meant to be hated.

telai: whatever dude. about how many percent?

Katie: I think 97%.

telai: wow thats pretty low.

Katie: apprently, only the 3 of us like the show.

telai: I dont like the show.

ed: me either.

Katie: ok I give up, me either, so its 100%, nobody like the show.

telai: that is fine Katie, anyway the show must go on.

ed: right, since were our now a techie show, we've brought in 2 techie guests for todays episode.

telai: let call our first guest. his name is Mr. Hamtaro.

(applause)

telai: our next guest is Mr. Baldemoore.

ed: so where is he?

telai: well I think he did not come.

ed: yeah I knew this was coming. Its like dejavu, like Ive been here before.

telai: what do you mean.

ed: You know, he's drawing.

telai: anyway Hamtaro is already here, so Hamtaro, they say you are techie.

Ham: yeah I am.

ed: why did you say so?

Ham: well, I basically eat, drink, sleep and breathe technology.

ed: thats awesome! what do you do for a living?

Ham: Im workin at knowledge generation bureau. that is a kickass job dude.

ed: so, what do you do in your spare time.

Ham: I play ps2 during my lunch, I play psp when Im travelling, I play PC when I dont have work, and I also play balls.

ed: wow you are really a gamer!

Ham: that is an understatement dude. Im not a "gamer", im a "baller".

ed: so what is the difference between a gamer and a baller?

Ham: well a gamer is someone who plays the game, while ballers like us live the life of the game.

telai: wow make sense to me.

ed: let us talk about computer now, im sure you know lot about computers.

Ham: well, kinda.ed: what should I do to have a good PC set up.

Ham: well, let others do that for you.

telai: that's clever.

ed: what can you do to avoid viruses?

Ham: stay away from porn.

ed: wtf! what about if you are horny?

Ham: then you could be a unicorn.

telai: you are not very helpful.

Ham: just kidding. just scratch it and it will be gone in no time.

telai: whatever, so did you ever tried fixing your own computer?

Ham: well, I did however, I failed miserably. lesson learned "never try".

ed: what? you are so "Katiestic".

Ham: what the hell is that mean "Katiestic".

ed: well you've just state one of our very own Katie aka the creator of the show's tedious ideologist.

Ham: well I said it is mine now. you may call it "Hamtaroism". sounds awesome, right!

telai: not really, well since you are feeling "Einsteinistic" today, can you give our buddy Katie here an advice on how to make our show less of a sucker? he's feeling kinda suicidal today coz of that.

Ham: well, since there is an overwhelming worldwide economic depression & and neverending inflation, he might as well do some economic measures.

ed: what exactly do you mean by that?

Ham: well he can fire one of you.

telai: stfu mr. Ham!

Ham: cmon people, you know Im right.

ed: well if thats the case then I should be the one who should stay.

telai: wtf ed, I will stay.

Ham: cmon guys don't do it that way. why don't we have a contest.wanna try archery?

ed: that will be easy for me. Ive been the archery champion in college.

telai: me too, ive been a champion in that sport.

ed: cmon telai, ive dominated the male and female division.

telai: well Im better coz ive dominated the blindfold division including the gay and lesbian division.

Ham: well have to see it guys. Katie, you can hold the target. these guys are champions so you'll be safe. you are feeling kinda suicidal anyway.

Katie: wtf guys, whatever. do what you want!

Ham: you do it first ed.

(ed get an apple and put it on Katie's head, he stand 5km away and shoot. he amazingly hit the target)

ed: I am legend!

telai: is that all. watch me!

(telai get a smaller apple and put it on Katie's head, she stood 10km away then shoot. she also hit the target)

telai: im legendier!

Ham: stfu guys! you two should be fired. I can do a lot better than that. watch me!

(Mr. Hamtaro get a pea, put it on Katie's head, stand 15kms away and shoot. He hit Katie straght into his chest)

(Katie died)

(curtain closed)

Episode 5: Interview with Katie..finally..

telai: hey guys, welcome come to our show, did you notice guys that I did not include any adjective to our show because I personally think it sucks.
ed: yeah me too.. well I mean it sucks but it is awesome coz you know.. I mean .. I really dont know at least that is what the title say..damn..
telai: anyways..since even the hosts think it sucks why wouldn't we ask the creator of the show why he made such a show that not just suck but definitely pathetic. remember, he used to call himself the Voice over but now hes gonna reveal himself.
ed: he said hes name is Katie. take note, he is a guy.. it not because he is androgynous or something, he just want to call himself that way.. I mean ..I really dont care bout that. let us just call him..
(katie enters..applause)
telai: whatever..
ed: yeah right...
telai: im excited...yeah I am..duh...
ed: so here we go guys..were gonna do a lame interview with a a lame guest to a pathetic show.. thats a paradox guys.. yeah I think.. I mean you know..so katie..why did you make such a pathetic show like this..
Katie: wait..let me think...
ed: well see guys.. thats how pathetic this show is.
Katie: you really love your job.. dont yah..
ed: yeah I mean right now I really dont care if loose my job..so go on fire me if you want..buddy..
telai: for me I think I love my job I mean.. even though the show sucks at least I have a show..isnt that awesome..
ed: yeah right..so Katie are you done thinking..
Katie: I guess so...I mean its not that I am stupid or something.. nor dumb or whatever you wanna call it..I mean yeah..
telai: what?
Katie: Yeah.. this show sucks..do you think so..
telai: duh this is your show!
Katie: yah I know.. I mean I really dont know anything, but the fact that I know nothing means that I know something because I know that I know nothing..right?
telai: what?
ed: f**K?
Katie: stfu guys.. ok now lets make the topic sensible...Im hear to reveal the true purpose of this show..I mean you know its mission/ vision..
telai: as if it has one..
Katie: yeah of course it has..
ed: like what?
Katie: cmon guys..get a life. you are the hosts here..
ed & telai: yeah right!
Katie: alright lets be mature here, dont you know that being pathetic is awesome. I mean

“Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't”

ed: what?
Katie: I know I will never get far with this attitude but who cares?
telai: now were talking..then what?
Katie: I mean not being pathetic is boring and pointless..not all the time but its like a escape from reality like getting drunk or something..
ed: meaning being senseless and pathetic help you escape from reality.. and doing nothing is much worse than doing something useless..
Katie: kinda like that..I mean if no one is interested with your mature and sensible ideologists..that sucks.. but it doesn't mean you are not capable of something else..I mean yeah..
telai: so what now?
Katie: I mean doing something that sucks is not a waste of time if you have all the time in the world..
ed: make sense.however.. Im still unconvince..
Katie: you really underestimating me.. dont yah..
telai: huh?
Katie: yeah I understand...but I cant blame myself for sucking..I mean you can only blame yourself once then move on...
ed: ok?!
Katie: sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. and I'm tired of making other feel good about themselves. their heads are getting bigger everyday...
ed: meaning you wanna make fun of someone else for your own enjoyment.. you're not just lame.. you are also mean..
Katie: Not me they are the one whos mean...I mean Ive tried to be sensible once but I failed miserably, I mean they laugh at me they dispiced me.. lesson learned "never try". See thats how optimistic I am.
telai: the hell!
Katie: Yeah! optimistic and complicated at the same time...I mean ask yourself "do you like your job done right or do you want it done fast?"
ed: ill choose both.. can I?
Katie: of course you can sometimes but this time not...
ed: well ill choose to do it right...and then what?
Katie: well that is lame dude..that is not awesome...I mean most of the time doing something fast make you accomplish more job at a time, however haste make waste if you are a sucker, but me Im not. I do my job fast, I mean if you messed up then your screwed but if you did it right that is something else...
telai: cmon, what if you get caught?
Katie: So what? what do you mean anyway...
telai: well rushing your job means you are sacrificing elements that could have make it better..
Katie: well that is the catch here.. you only suck when you get caught, see that is why im invincible..
ed: the hell..stfu..you made the most pathetic show on earth.. the sad thing is that I am the host..damn it..your really bad..
Katie: It is absurd to divide people into good and bad buddy. People are either charming or tedious.. see im neither tedious nor charming.. its really complicated...
telai: I guess we have to end the show now.. we're going nowhere..
Katie: stfu guys...you are just plain loosers... lolz
ed: I think you're an a**hole..
telai: you two are whatever...
Katie: Well heres what you need to know.. I have the simplest tastes..im satisfied with the best..rofl...
ed: what!
telai: the hell!
(curtain closed)

Epiosde 4: Yo momma....

Warning: The names and characters used in this show are purely fictional. Anything related to real life is just a co-incidence. Seriously!

Episode 4

telai: zup boys and gals.
ed: due to our very poor rating, weve decided to change the theme of our show from a mature talk show to a so called child oriented talk show.
telai: cool ryt?
ed: yeah, i mean this is one of the best thing ever happen to a talk show! or not! You know.. I mean.
telai: anyway, since we are child oriented weve decided to invite a very child oriented guest.
ed: really now?
telai: hes name is Mr. Reserve?
ed: what? reserve as in Army Reserve. I thought we wouldn't be weird anymore.
telai: well ed, he is not that weird. in fact he is awesome!
ed: really! in what way.
telai: you'll see when we talk to him, ok now, let us all welcome our guest Mr. Reserve.
(applause)
ed: hi Mr Reserve.
MR: hi too! buddy!
ed: wow, you really sound cool. so whats been up man? they say you are "child oriented"
MR: oh really now, who said that?
ed: why, my partner here said you are, I mean if you are not it is fine with me, however, since our show is supposed to be child oriented, I mean you should be one. Or I guess not!
MR: well if thats what you want I can do that. I mean you know, I am very flexible bcoz I go to the gym. can you see my muskels!
telai: did you just say "muskels" isnt that baby fat?
ed: cmon telai, there you go again!
telai: well sorry, but Im just telling the truth.
ed: anyway, let us go back to being child oriented, so how did you become child oriented
MR: well you see, Im young, I mean you know.
telai: oh really now!
MR: well yeah, seriously!
ed: what about being child oriented. I mean do you like child or something?
MR: well kinda. I really like young women. especially reserve women. that is why they call me Mr. Reserve.
telai: what?
ed: no I mean child, like kids you know, not just women but those infants and stuff.
MR: yeah I mean that is awesome but seriously I like women better.
ed: cmon this isnt going right! ok now, Im really getting pissed now, do you watch spongebob or powerpuff girls or something? I mean you know those are for kids.
MR: yeah, rarely, that is awesome but I like Hentai better, seriously.
ed: what?
telai: I think that is cool.
ed: what again? are you both some kind of "perve" or something.
MR: not really, I mean I just do it during my spare time, Im really an outgoing guy, I mean you know. seriously!
ed: the hell! can anybody call security or something. let this guy aka Mr. Reserve be kicked out.
MR: WTF! I thing you are "So yesterday buddy".
ed: No im not. It is just our show is inteded to be for kids. Not for perves.
MR: So what! You invited me here then youll gonna kick me out. that is so gay man!
ed: well I dont care, I think you momma so stupid she let you grew up like that.
MR: so thats what you want. I think you momma so thin she fits into a pencil case.
ed: oh thats all youve got. I think yo momma so fat, she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
MR: yo momma so old she still owes Moses a dollar.
ed: aha! yo momma so smelly hat standing next to a skunk, the Skunko smells sweet!
MR: yo momma so stupid she invented a silent car alarm.
ed: yo momma so stupid she once get fired from a blow job.
telai: this is so fun! sorry guys that is all the time we had. stay tune for the next child friendly episode of the Ed and Telai Talk show. bye.
(curtain closed)

Epiosde 3: Battle of the Sexes!

Warning: The names and characters used in this show are purely fictional. Anything related to real life is just a co-incidence. Seriously!

Episode 3

telai: welcome to another exciting episode of the telai & ed talk show..
ed: yeah.. Im getting the impression that we dont have any sponsors left bcoz our show..sucks
telai: dont lose hope ed.. its not the end of the world.. well get over this.. trust me..
ed: well I guess that is all I have to do.. trust you.. damn it..
telai:well since our first two episode did not work out well we've decided to do something different this time.
ed: really now..
telai: yeah and this is gonna be huge. I mean first time in the history of our talk show..
ed: really im really excited.. what about that?
telai: u should be
ed: anyway who is our guest?
telai: no one..
ed: what? did u just say no one..
telai: yes.. did u just get deaf now ed I said no one..
ed: you mean were going to have a talk show without a guest? Is that even possible?
telai: yeah I think so.. anyways our guest just pissing me off so why bother to have one now.. besides we will be the guest of our own show. isnt that cool?
ed: cool?! wtf telai.. that is so lame.. so boring.. so.. I mean. so so...
telai: relax ed.. this is just a show..
ed: anyway Im just exaggerating..I also thaught that is a great idea..
telai: well just have to deal with this now.. on our own.
ed: so what about us?
telai: well I mean you know we could talk about anything about me for this episode then about you the next time..
ed: isnt that unfair.. Im the guy here well talk about me first..
telai: oh cmon.. is the gentleman type of guy really out of existence?.haven't you remember the saying" ladies first"
ed: cmon telai you are so "yesterday", that doesnt work these days anymore.. you are asking for equality.. thats equality we are giving you.. if you wanna be part of the higher government offices, dont expect us guys to treat you like a princess. dont expect us to carry ur bag when it is heavy and dont expect us to you know.. to court you..
ed: well I guess gentleman is a rare breed now.. and who the hell told you that we are expecting such things these days.. Im not..besides Im not too feminine.. I have my musculine sides.. Im not saying Im Lesbian however I do like girs thoug..sometimes
ed: now this turns out to be a battle of the sexes. I thaught it should be about us..
telai: well I guess it is not that way anymore..you started it so make your stand and prepare to beaten..
ed: telai.. remember we are partners here.. we shouldnt be fighting..
telai: we are not fighting.. we are just debating..
ed: well debating is a form of fighting.. only verbally..
telai: I guess ur right, I think Im just carried away by my emotion..but still think you are a sexist.
ed: what?
telai: I mean you know you dont respect the right of the women..
ed: what? am I some kind of rapist or something..
telai: duh.. did I say anything like that...
(bell rings)
ed: wel I guess that is all time we have..Im just sad we didnt have the chance to talk about "ourselves".
telai: wel I guess we did.. in behalf of all my females comrade, we fight for our rights..women rights..
ed: whatever.. I think ur too serious about it.. can we jsut stop this talk about sexes.. Im tired of it..
telai: what if I say no.. I mean.. that is my right.. right to express myself..right?
ed: well that is right.. now were talking about rights.. Im really sick of it..can turn off the lights now.. lets finish the show..I guess I want my right for privacy.. please.. or telai's right to remain silence.
telai: well now u wanna fight for ur right.. and you are depriving my right.. that isnt right..
ed: to the right.. to the right..
Voice over: the show is done.. we dont have time anymore,..
ed: thank God..
Voice over: we also have the right to finish the show..
ed: Nice job voice over..
(curtain closed)

Epiosde 2: Im not Emo....

Warning: The names and characters used in this show are purely fictional. Anything related to real life is just a co-incidence. Seriously!

Episode 2

telai: welcome back to another exciting episode of the Telai & Ed talk show...
ed: well sorry guys that our first episode turns out tragic..
telai: well I think it was really a bad idea to get a really unknown guest with a really weird name for a shows pilot episode..
ed: yeah ur ryt..
(voice over was heard)
VO: what r u talking about guys? I am the producer of this show I have the right to choose the guest I want. u are just host here. say something lyk that and Ill fire you. understand..
telai: But...
VO: STFU.. wanna get fired?
Telai: well I guess u leave me no choice here..
ed: anyway.. let us go to our next guest for this episode.. how I wish shes not as weird as the first one we had.
telai: well I hope so.. so I can be nicer this time..
ed: well I guess you should be or else get fired..anyways our next guest is sum1 familiar to us.. his name is Jun..
(applase)
telai: I guess too familiar..what a small world.
ed: well that how life is. maybe ur meant to be..
telai: what do u mean.. I dont like EMO..
ed: well who said jun is EMO.
telai: I dont know it just popped out of nowhere..
ed: well I guess we'll have to talk to our guest now. Hi guest .. I mean HI Jun..
Jun: Hi telai!
telai: whatever..
ed: Cmon telai. u said ul be nice this time..
telai: well ill try to but dont expect me to be super nice..
ed: oh well I guess well have to deal with this.. so my partner here telai aka ms mean gurl had an impression that u are EMO.what can you just say about that?
Jun: about what?
ed: that you are EMO? she think? but for me ur not. I mean I think. bcoz....
Jun: what?
ed: becoz u know.. you dont have the bangs, I mean u dont wear black clothes and ur not,, I mean U know...I mean yes...
telai: hes EMO I think..
ed: I think telai knows more about you than me coz u have been together for quite some time now..but I still dont get it.. But are u really EMO? anyways whats is wrong with being EMO?
Jun: Well I guys Im gonna make it clear to you " Im not EMO" I am "post hardcore".
ed: what are you? a poser?
Jun: the hell! definitely not..Post hardcore is just a fancy term for EMO..
telai: so ur really EMO..
Jun: what? how many times will I tell you Im not emo.. are u insane guys.. WTF>>
ed: realx jun this is just a show.. and well not force you being emo if you dont want to be tagged as emo.. But isnt it that emo and post hardcore is just one and the same? or maybe not? I mean u know if you say so, it is not then maybe it is? well I mean I really dont know. I guess! Well I mean..u know
Jun:(getting angry)
telai: Ive told you hes EMO. no doubt..
(Jun stay silent) (hes pissed)
telai:now our guest is in EMO mode now..
ed: well this is going awkward now.. I guess well have to end this show now..this way.. I mean yeah is it really supposed to be this way way... I mean .. it shouldn't be.. but I mean u know.. Hmmp.. Not again..
telai: well I guess thats the way it supposed to be..
ed; Just wanna make it clear guys.. That Jun is not EMO.. I comes from his own mouth that he is not..bye guys see next tym....
telai: see yah...
(curtain closed)

Epiosde 1: Pilot Episode...

WELCOME TO THE "ED & TELAI TALK SHOW"

Warning: The names and characters used in this show are purely fictional. Anything related to real life is just a co-incidence. Seriously!

Episode 1

Telai: Hi guys!

Ed: Hi to all!

Telai: My name is Telai..

Ed: and my name is Ed..

Telai & Ed: And this is the Telai & Ed talk show

(applause)

Telai: We wanna welcome u guys to our very 1st episode and we are here to present you our 1st ever guest.

Ed: Let us all welcome TM..

(applause again.. recorded)

Ed: By the way TM is a very popular singer.

Telai: Really? I only heard her just now.

Ed: Me too but they say shes popular.

Telai: Anyway let's just interview her...

Ed: Anyway shes popular now coz shes in our show...

Telai: Yes..

Telai: So TM, why do u have such a name. does it stand for anything?

TM: Yes of course. "M" stands for Moren short for Moreno.

Ed: Kinda like Herman Moreno. Oh cool. What about your 1st name?

TM: It stands for my first name. But it doesn't sound gud that is why preferred to be called "TM".

Telai: O rly! We really wanna know...

TM: Alright, "T" stands for "Tangna". So my full name is Tangna Moren. Got it?

Ed: Yeah ur ryt. It doesn't sound nice, at all..

TM: Told yeah!!

Telai: Alryt now, lets go to the singing part. They say ur a popular singer.

TM: Yeah I am.

Telai: So what have u been doin lately?

Ed: Duh. I believe she was singing!

Telai: Cmon ed.. singers do not sing all the time.. they also do sumthin else, lyk u know, dancin, eating, drinking & having sex, I think.

Ed: Well yah. ur kinda ryt.so TM, do u do all those things.

TM: Well lately Ive been writing some songs.

Welai: Wow that is great.. so what's the title of the song..

TM: It is called "Im beautiful, Im Sexy, Im pretty."

Telai: Oh really now! You have too much of urself.

Ed: Telai do not treat our guest lyk that.. anyway..what is the song all about?

TM: Well it is about u know world peace and evrything. honestly I really dont know

Telai: I told u ed. I think shes stupid.

TM: What did you just say??

Ed: Telai, what ru doing? Be nice to her..

Telai: Well Ed Id try to but I think shes really stupid..

Ed: Stop it telai, shell be crying in no time.. Well TM can u sing that song for us?!

TM: Sorry but I cant.. Ive just finished writing it so soI dont have a melody yet..

Telai: See! Shes really stupid..Were wasting our time here...

(TM starts to cry)

Ed: dont cry tangna Moren !

(cry louder)

Telai: See she had a stupid name, and a song that has a title that do not have a relation to the subject, and shes fond of herself, shes really dumb.

Ed: Well now I think she really is..Well guys sorry that our first episode turn out to be lyk this...

TM: Ur mean people.. Yes u are!! It is not my fault being stupid..

(TM walked out crying)

Ed: oh well I think that it all the time we have..

(Telai laughing)

Ed: dont laugh telai. it is the end of our show.

Telai: Well then.. see us again for another exciting episode of the Telai & Ed talk show

(applause)

(curtain close)